Stornk #2113
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Sky
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemBrokeberry