Stornk #211
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemBrokeberry