Stornk #2109
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorAltcoin
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal