Stornk #2088
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorExit Liquidity
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemBriefcase