Stornk #2074
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemNone