Stornk #2064
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorIn the Red
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemPen