Stornk #2042
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGrape Expectations
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlue Book
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemBrokeberry