Stornk #2020
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundRed Candle
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerGME
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemPen