Stornk #2014
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadDiamond
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNOK
- Tie ColorDeep Value
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemNone