Stornk #2009
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorGreen Candle
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemNone