Stornk #2001
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerNVDA
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBriefcase