Stornk #1996
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal