Stornk #1971
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemPen