Stornk #1968
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorGreen Candle
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOrange Pill
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerCOIN
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemBrokeberry