Stornk #1957
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerAMZN
- Tie ColorRed Flag
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBriefcase