Stornk #1931
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorRed Flag
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemPen