Stornk #1929
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorOld Money
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMSFT
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemBriefcase