Stornk #1926
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorRed Candle
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCrapple Watch
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemCrapple Foldable Phone