Stornk #1919
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatWolf of Wall Street
- Hair/Hat ColorCold Storage
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorGreen Candle
- Wing ItemBrokeberry