Stornk #191
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorOld Money
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal