Stornk #1887
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemPen