Stornk #1880
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMETA
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemBriefcase