Stornk #1870
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorCold Storage
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemNone