Stornk #186
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorStablecoin
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMETA
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal