Stornk #1857
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatVenture Capitalist
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorAltcoin
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemNone