Stornk #1839
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemBrokeberry