Stornk #1832
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorDark Pool
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailOrder Book
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerBYND
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBriefcase