Stornk #1798
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorExit Liquidity
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerGPRO
- Tie ColorDeep Value
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorGreen Candle
- Wing ItemBrokeberry