Stornk #1787
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDust
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemBrokeberry
