Stornk #175
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorPenny Stocks
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAMZN
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemNone