Stornk #1745
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorOrange Pill
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemNone