Stornk #173
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Sky
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerMETA
- Tie ColorStablecoin
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemDry Powder