Stornk #1728
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMETA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal