Stornk #1691
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorOrange Pill
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorStablecoin
- Wing ItemBriefcase