Stornk #164
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBrokeberry