Stornk #1617
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorGreen Candle
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemBriefcase