Stornk #1610
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemBrokeberry