Stornk #1577
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDust
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemPen