Stornk #1563
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorRed Candle
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerCOIN
- Tie ColorGreenback
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemNone
