Stornk #1539
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatAccountant
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorDust
- Wing ItemBriefcase