Stornk #153
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemNone