Stornk #1527
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOrange Pill
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorDeep Value
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal