Stornk #1486
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemNone