Stornk #1453
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailOrder Book
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCrapple Watch
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemNone