Stornk #1451
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorDust
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorAltcoin
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorOld Money
- Wing ItemNone