Stornk #1434
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemPen