Stornk #1432
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorDark Pool
- Wing ItemNone