Stornk #1420
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorGreen Candle
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorStablecoin
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemNone