Stornk #1400
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorIn the Red
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemBrokeberry