Stornk #1353
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemPen